Death to "Rubber Ducky"

I'm not the greatest highway driver and my wife, I'm sure, will attest to that, but one thing i seem to be incapable of tolerating are the 18wheelers out there on the freeway!! It's bad enough MI roads are for shit but when u add the "Big Rigs" it all goes to hell, for example, seeing one merging on the freeway at 20mph for instance or being stuck behind one trying to merge on the freeway at 20mph, having one blow by u at 90mph and leaving their rubber tire debris in its wake for u to drive over!!! How about this one, having 3 Semi's take all three lanes and letting no one pass !@#$% that pisses me off !!! And now for the cherry on the sundae, my wife and i were driving on the freeway 2weeks ago and a truck heading the opposite way flipped a friggin' rock into my windshield and blew a hole the size of a softball into it , needless to say after all my years of driving to work on the freeway and putting up with all those trucks screwing up my drive there and back , i went beserk . i have no way to seek revenge that wont put me in jail nor can i get my deductible back from my insurance and all i can think about is "mister keep on truckin" baseball cap wearin' S.O.B drivin' by whistlin' dixie not giving two rats asses how fucked up he is making our drive to and fro. Maybe i ought to get a C.B. and start flinging F bombs at them.......wait, does that mean i have to add some more wheels to my car? i know i left out some other truck fuck ups perhaps there are some out there like me who has one to share.