The 2008 After School Programs on NBC

It's the Olympics, a time to view some of the best athletes in the world. For example...

Badminton, a pure example of physical dominance and endurance with racket and birdie.

Fencing, the poke and jump back as fast as u can without getting hit competition that exemplifies sword fighting at it's peak.

Archery, the art of shooting an arrow as accurate as u can at an immobile target because u never know when we have to fight the Native Americans should they rise up again in "defiance."

Syncronized swimming, the "hope I dont get water up my nose" event that does show off some great legs, and eats up some time so the networks can get two weeks of broadcasting instead of just two days of the real athletes.

Water Polo, for the guys and girls who cant swim for shit, but can stay afloat for a long time and throw a rubber ball.

Lacrosse, so those who played the sport in college don't feel they wasted 4 years of their life wearing a hockey mask and spandex shorts.

Ping Pong, oops, I mean Table Tennis, a chance to see all the people who never got picked to play kickball in elementary school.

Canoeing, ( you've got to be kidding me) a reason to see what native americans used for transportaion to conserve our natural resources.

Rowing, isn't that what moves a canoe? oh yeah, its an opportunity to see rich ivey league graduates move a long flat "canoe" down a canal for all the world to gaze upon in wonder!.

Cycling, just so we older folks can a see that old ten-speed we used to own before we got too fat to sit on it LOL.

Handball, WTF !! New Yorkers do have alot of pull since that whole 911 thing went down.

Equestrian, watching rich white people AGAIN, show they know how to ride a horse and make that poor shmuck do all the work ( sound familar? ).

Sailing, again, rich white people like to show off their boats even if nobody is watching, including the networks.

Shooting, maybe these guys and girls should be in Iraq, not wasting our time and precious metal shooting at a pile of hay.

Baseball, just a scouting tool for the pros to save money instead of wasting cash sending their scouts all over the damn place to find someone else who doesn't speak a lick of english for the female sideline reporter to interview.

Basketball, showing multimillionare african americans care too ( yeah right).

Soccer, a chance for the U.S citizen to see the sport on American TV.

Softball, JEEZUS!!! at least maybe we can see some nice butts if they wore shorts or something like those beach volleyball girls, come on NBC !!

Well, I know there has to be reason why these "sports" should be included to represent great athleticism across the globe, I just can't find it.