The United States of Country Fried Brains

Its no secret in my circle of friends or my wife that I cant stand country music, if fact, it down right makes me feel like I'm going to vomit every time i hear it ( not really, but you get my meaning). Glitter wearing furry hat owners of gap jeans and of all things, pirate shirts LOL...give me a fucking break, Big n Rich !!!! ? they're like Glenn Cambell on crack. The females in this genre are even worse, its like they were all pre-packed in a pillsbury roll and then sliced on to a cookie sheet they call country and baked for 20 mins cause that how long most of them last in the industry ....the back up bands for these jokes should be ashamed of themselves, real musicians dressed up like Barbie's doll house country cabin set. I've even seen some guy playing a mandolin like he was asked to do a solo in Led Zepplin were do these idiots come from !!? Now my wife love country and I'm sure she is going to play the videos more often now after reading this one but i will hold my ground. A lot of things clear up for me when i try and figure out how G.W. Bush got hired for the job in the first place and how he kept his job for another 4 years.....country music is really the blanket that keeps this whole mess warm, heres how , most of our nations soldiers come from south of the mason dixin line most of our military bases are stationed there as well. So, every time some good ol' boy sings a song about "raisin the flag" or puttin' some boot in some guys ass it sells millions and it sells the public on this stupid administration when Toby Keith goes on tour with his Ford truck from hell !!! I don't see any country band or solo artist promoting better fuel economy for example, why? because Ford and Chevy pull out their sponsorship for their joke of a country tour thats why !! I would like to take this last sentence and apologize to Mr. Cash who I'm sure is rolling in his grave over the insult these so called country artists interpret the music he helped define for many a generation, good night and good luck "America".